awesome

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: divascreech)

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6)

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces passed, and I’m home bound…

Sansa Stark, A Storm of Swords (via going-to-scranton)

(Source: incorrectgotquotes)

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

notmattsmith:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

AND U KNOW WHAT A “PEC” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.